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7oneders knows that memes are contagious, but she goes on passing the virus around, anyways. Cough, cough. Now I am sick. She infected me with the meme virus. So look out. I may be sick, :puke: but I can still crawl out of my sick bed :sleepy: long enough to spread it to you.

50 QUESTIONS YOU’VE LIKELY NEVER ANSWERED.

1. What’s your favorite episode of Sex and the City?
I hate that show. It is moronic.

2. What’s a big misconception about you?
:huh: That I’m angry with people, when in fact I am not. My voice is strong and people get confused because of it.

3. If you could have a free pass from your significant other, is there a celebrity that you wouldn’t say no to, if they wanted to sleep with you?
No thanks. One I am single, and two I wouldn’t sleep with anyone without getting to know them and care about them first.

4. Have you ever taken an anti-depressant for it’s intended purposes?
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5. Do you like your neighbors?
Neighbors? I have neighbors? Seriously? I really have neighbors?

6. What are the last 3 CD’s you’ve listened to?
I listen to mp3s. My CD collection is gathering dust.

7. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person in a single day?
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8. What’s the last food/drink purchase you wanted your money back on?
A double cheeseburger from McDonalds with extra hair, made me puke. :puke:

9. Who is your favorite day time television talk show host?
None. I do not watch much television.

10. Do you like “big boy toys”?
I like motorcycles and Jeep Wranglers. I also like chainsaws. Wanna play?

11. Do you sleep with your closet door open or closed?
Who? Me close the door? :shock: Naaa, the monsters close my closet door, because they are scared of me. :silly:

12. Have you ever used sex to get your way in a situation?
Sex? What’s sex? Haven’t had any in so long I forgot what that was.

13. What type of church do you attend?
I believe in God and Jesus Christ, but I do not believe in organized religion. A church isn’t a building anyways. It is comprised of people who believe in and worship the Lord. My church is anywhere I am talking about God with another.

14. Would you rather have a bucket stuck on your head or a bucket stuck on your hand for 24 hours and why?
I would rather climb in the bucket and have someone throw me in the ocean so I can float away from here. Does that count?

15. Who did you copy this from?
7oneders, but it wasn’t willing. She was going around sick :puke: coughing and leaving her nasty little meme germs everywhere, and she infected me.

16. What is the last dead thing you saw?
A dead bird on the lawn.

17. Do you like playing Trivia games?
Yes, I like Trivial Pursuit.

18. Can you skate on roller skates?
Yes, my favorite type are the shoe skates, because they can be used anywhere. I love ice skates, too.

19. What are your favorite animals?
Dogs, horses, and wolves.

20. If you had to either milk a cow for an hour or shovel cow poop with a large soup spoon for an hour, which would you choose?
I grew up on a farm, so that’s a no brainer. Shovel poop with a spoon? You’ve got to be kidding. Milk the cow, of course.

21. Do you know anyone in the military?
Not anyone currently serving, but I was in the Air Force.

22. Which finger could you do without?
Tough question because I love writing. That would make it hard to type. I guess I could learn to type with my toes, though.

23. Have you ever slept out on the beach before?
Yes, more than once.

24. Do you think you’ve ever been abducted by aliens and just had it erased from your memory?
Why do you think they call me Static Brain? It ain’t for nothing. :silly:

25. Do you know anyone who’s name starts with an M who makes you laugh a lot?
Not at this time.

26. Do you think you would look good with a bald head?
You have any clippers? We could find out real quick.

27. How much do you pay for hair care products when it’s time to buy more?
4$ for shampoo, 4$ for conditioner, 3.50$ for hairspray

28. How often do you go to a salon to get your hair done?
Once every other month, because it is so expensive. :shock:

29. In 5 words or more, how would you describe the person you copied this from?
Friendly, writer, outgoing, not ordinary

30. Do either of your parents have any tattoos?
My father has several.

31. Does your significant other/crush have any tattoos?
I have no significant other.

32. Do you make yourself cry to get out of trouble?
No, that’s lame.

33. Do you believe in Secret Society’s?
They exist, and some of them are extremely evil. I am working on a piece on the Freemasons right now.

34. Do you have a bad temper?
No!!! :madd: And if I were you I wouldn’t ask again!!!

35. When was the last time you used the restroom?
Why do you need to know?

36. Would you rather have the ability to make time stand still and start again at your whim or to be able to reverse time and do things over?
I would love to be able to go back in time, and not repeat a few big mistakes I made.

37. Do you know your significant other/ ex significant other’s mothers name?
No significant other at this time. And the ex’s? I already forgot. Thank God.

38. Do you remember your first crushes middle name?
No…

39. Did you used to play with all the neighborhood kids when you were young?
I played with a few of them. Some were just too weird for me.

40. What’s something about feminine hygiene products that doesn’t make sense to you?
The deodorant factor. If it smells bad, why spray it? Take a bath, or see a doctor. Ewww :puke:

41. Is there any movie that you have never seen but will NOT watch no matter what?
Any more horror movies. I used to watch them, but not anymore. What’s the point? Real life is horrifying enough, most of the time. If you want to be scared, just read the news. :shock:

42. Do you worry about burglars?
No. If it is going to happen it will happen. No sense worrying, until then.

43. Have you ever had real thoughts about suicide?
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44. Would you ever name your dog Mr. Barky Von Schnauzer?
You can’t be serious, can you?

45. Why do people name their kids things like Apple, Tulip, Peach, Diamond, etc?
Because: One, they have no imagination. Or two, they are just to lazy to think of a real name.

46. What casino type card game do you do well at?
5 card draw poker

47. Have you ever wanted to swim in a pool of Jello?
Swim in jello? That’s an oxymoron.

48. Have you ever physically hurt an object out of anger?
Do objects hurt? Can an inanimate object feel?

49. Do you have a friend or family member who has a septum piercing?
No and thank God for that.

50. What do you think of these shoes?
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